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Chron Playa

from ChronWuka Classicks by Onwuka

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The Chron Playa. A phrase I made about being a dope dude, a fresh playa that is always down to go to dope events and do ish if it's poppin'.

lyrics

You've got dope boyz you've got gangstas you got duffle bag boys
But I'ma show you what it's like to be a Chron Playa

It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
Gonna let some off in the air just like a flare
Just say yeah and I will roll there
Cause it's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer

It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
Let me hop on the beat and I will become a song slayer
My flow stay as tight as the thong that she wear
And my voice is as smooth as her ass when she's all bare chea
Wuka chillin' like a supervillain so girl I got a thought
That we should take a spot in my lair
And I can pluck you like a pear
Eat you and squeeze you as if you were an eclair
That means if sticky ish get on my face I don't care
Like really doe your body is looking so brown and fair
I really really wanna drown down there
Try to stay in yo thang longer than a man kickin' it on a lounge chair
If we making out at the club and the whole crowd stare
I'ma simply go ahead and give them a proud glare
But instead awkwardly those fools are cheering us on
Like y'all should be doing for this verse on this song

It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
Gonna let some off in the air just like a flare
Just say yeah and I will roll there
Cause it's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer

It's that Chron playa it's that dope dude
It's like bombs dropped from the air when he spoke to you
And I double dare y'all to heat it up cause he already straight smoked the booth
There is only one true Wuka you could never clone the flu
Running thru my heart and veins and how I let it leak into my verse
Got the beat falling apart cause I'm going so hard other brothers stay limp like Fred Durst
But my African soul's the only thing I can claim not saying that I was abandoned by The Universe
But the entity saw the same strength in me as was like
I'll HELP YOU LATER BUT THERE'S WORK YOU HAVE TO DO FIRST
An I was like alright playa I'ma behave the way of a savior
Break the beat down with my sweet sound but stay on point like a laser when I lays ya

It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
Gonna let some off in the air just like a flare
Just say yeah and I will roll there
Cause it's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer

It's The Chron Playa the way I slice it up I make them other chumps seem like a bald Razor
It's the Chron Playa the Punk with the Funk running with his love gun that'll assault and Blaze ya
It's the Chron Playa the dude in the whip trying to scoop a smooth chick and be a log layer
It's the Chron Playa I'm paper fetching phasers setting to kill while I craft song bangers
Create a swirl of emotions when I'm flowing
Fill the beat with my odd calm anger
But my verse can make you put your hands in the air
And shake till you get as sweaty as the palm of a raver
It's going down like a broad anchor
I know I'm just a random tall stranger
But my mouth stay smokin' like I'm Don Draper
You know who it is the Chron Playa

It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
Gonna let some off in the air just like a flare
Just say yeah and I will roll there
Cause it's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer

Well there you have it you have now heard the legendary tales of The Chron Playa
That Nigerian Nightmare that might tear up the verse like I'm Darth Vader
An they wanna ask me if I can sing
I'm like not really but I can harmonize I can harmonize I can harmonize
And I be shining so much that I be harming eyes
We stay strong we ain't none of the Charmin guys

It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
It's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer
Gonna let some off in the air just like a flare
Just say yeah and I will roll there
Cause it's the Chron Playa with the long hair
The name is Onwuka my dawg this ain't no John Mayer

credits

from ChronWuka Classicks, track released April 30, 2021
Produced by Anno Domini Nation

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Onwuka Colorado

Onwuka's my last name so The Universe already gave me a rap name sickly. So hopefully y'all enjoy the funky, joke, sexual, intellectual rap style that is Onwuka.

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